What's the story morning glory?

21, in the middle of nowhere, Michigan.
I have no idea what I want in life & I have no clue where I will end up. I just want to be happy.

Let me in

You’ve shut me out of your life, & I have no idea how to get through to you. I’m losing my mind. I just need to hear your voice.

oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

(via trust)

I hate sharing a bathroom

  • Me: *waiting patiently*
  • OP: *showers for an hour*
  • Me: *still waiting*
  • OP: *talking on the phone*
  • Me: *pissed off*
  • OP: *walks out* "why aren't you ready?
  • Me: "BITCH, YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM FOR OVER 2 HOURS PAINTING ON YOUR FACE AND TELLING THE WORLD YOUR LIFE STORY. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET READY?"
  • Like really?
pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT


While wearing the nun masks from the movie ‘The Town’, strapped with guns. That would be fucking awesome.

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

While wearing the nun masks from the movie ‘The Town’, strapped with guns. That would be fucking awesome.

(Source: ds0tm, via please-eat-a-dick)

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

—Confucius