What's the story morning glory?

Beer’s my wife, drugs are just the dirty bitches I see at the weekend: I have a lot more fun with ‘em but I don’t fuckin trust ‘em.

—Jim Jeffries (via general-cunt)


Did this asshole just offend bobby im not your prom date singer because I will fuck him up

50 year old children arguing. Quite humorous actually.

When you’re young you have to fake control, and when you’re old you have to fake energy.

—Salman Rushdie on writing and editing at “The Writer’s Life” panel at the 2014 Brooklyn Book Festival (via yeahwriters)

Make the first move, tell people how you feel, stop being so scared of rejection, stop feeling so engulfed with thoughts that aren’t even yours, and stop wasting your fucking time.

—what i needed to hear (via tayelchapo)

(Source: gaystray, via lexmarie)